جاوب على السؤال قبل ما تشوف رد الوزير
في احد الأيام قام وزير الصحة بزيارة تفقدية
لمستشفى الأمراض العقلية
وأثناء تجوله بالمستشفى سأل احد المسئولين:
كيف تميزون العاقل من المجنون؟
فرد عليه المسئول: بسيطة
نملئ البانيو بالماء
ونضع أمام المريض
ملعقة
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وفنجان
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وسطل
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ونطلب منه تفريغ البانيو من الماء ...
ونشوف أي شيء يختار فيهم؟؟؟
س/ وش تتوقع راح يختار؟؟
جاوب قبل ما تنزل تحت
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فباغته الوزير قائلا:
أكيد الصاحي سيختار السطل
... صح...؟
فأجاب المسئول:لا طبعا،
الصاحييرفع سدادة البانيو ....
(( طال عمرك تحب نحجزلك )) ...
غرفة خصوصي
ولا تقعد مع الشباب بالعنبر؟!!
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