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JoKeS
In the name of ALLAH Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. ********** Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. ********** Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. ********** Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ********** Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ********** A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" ********** Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ********** nujoom |
hahahahahh>>>funny >>>thanks nujoom
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it is very nice............. thanks
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I will thanks you coz..you welcome her
thanks girls |
nice jokes
its make me smile thanx alot sis |
اقتباس:
heheh good:4: I will thanks you for welcome her |
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. it is very nice :) Thank You |
اقتباس:
Thank you my brother:) |
اقتباس:
Thanks sis keep your moving like that |
Nice jokes
thanks |
thank,s nogom
It was so fun |
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