حوراء الحصن 27-01-2008 12:20 PM kids in school think quick (jokes   TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Why are ! you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how Ispell it! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What! are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground! than youare. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father'scherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father,didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your rother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher __________________________________________________ _________

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