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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space ? Because there is no atmosphere ! What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford ! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner ! Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin ! What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies ! What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks ! Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar ? All of them, a crossbar can't jump ! Why are football players never asked for dinner ? Because they're always dribbling ! Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music ! |
Funny , but I think it has difficult language
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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space ? Because there is no atmosphere ! لماذا ملاعب كرة القدم تبنى في فضاء خارجي..(مساحه فارغه)؟؟ لأن ليس هناك جو What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford ! ماهي أبرد أرض في رئاسة المجلس؟؟ تراففورد البارده!!! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner كيف كرة القدم تنتهي بدرجة المثلث؟؟ شخص محاط في الركنيه!! Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin ! أي لاعب انجلترا يحافظ على أمدادات الوقود؟؟ بول عملة الغاز!! What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies ! ماذا أم بول ينكس تفعل في عيد الميلاد؟؟ المعهد..المدارس الابتكاريه!! هههههههه خير ترجمه!! غبنا What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks ! ماذا تعني كرة قدم والساحر الذي يجمع بينهم؟ قبعة تفعل كل الحيل! Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar ? All of them, a crossbar can't jump ! ما الهدف المركزي الذي يمكن القفز ما اعلى العارضه؟؟ لهم جميعا.. العارضه لا يمكن القفز منها Why are football players never asked for dinner ? Because they're always dribbling ! لماذا لاعبي كرة القدم لا يسألون عن العشاء؟؟ لأنهم دائما يعدون الكره!! Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music لماذ لاعب كرة القدم ييعلق الحذاءعلى أذانه!! لأنه يسمع أغنيه وحيده!! translated by nathr 3ini thanx sis>> !! i think so Very difficult language to translat sorry cause i didnt do it well |
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Hey
whatz up ye ?? It's my sport really nice ye thanks alot |
اقتباس:
Thanx alot I m happy 2 see ur replying |
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hahahahahahah
it's nice thanx alot dear |
jokes funny:S_004:
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