مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : ـــ*****ng eggsـــ


دمعة الم
09-05-2006, 03:36 AM
*****ng Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're *****ng too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going
to STICK! Careful.

CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're *****ng!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?



Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him.

"What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

حارس الحصن
11-05-2006, 02:09 PM
thank you دمعة الم

فراشة
12-05-2006, 12:58 AM
ha ha ha
goood

نظرعيني
19-06-2006, 10:50 AM
thanks

haaahahhh>>>>>

دفئ الكون
20-06-2006, 01:07 AM
that is cooooooooooool

thank u

يــقــظـه قـلـب
02-07-2006, 07:48 PM
it is funny :S_009: but men are driving fast

مرتاحة البال
31-07-2006, 10:06 AM
It's sooooooooooo funny
Thank you

azzawi
27-01-2007, 08:17 PM
Nice one
Thanks a ton

cute girl
29-01-2007, 07:28 PM
I like it ..it is soooooooooo funny
thanks